i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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