So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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