Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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