Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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