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he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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