He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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