It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
meet me or not, i'm out of control
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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