we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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