i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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