We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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