theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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