How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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