redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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