can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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