I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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