He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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