dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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