Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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