I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
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