some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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