Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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