in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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