Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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