for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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