Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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