That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
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