I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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