Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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