I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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