I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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