Whod you bang
oh god the rape fog is back!
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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