you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
