is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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