How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
