She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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