I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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