At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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