HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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