Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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