So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
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