Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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