Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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