are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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