Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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