You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
How naked do you want me to be?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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