i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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