that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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