just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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