office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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