your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
This is my gift to your gina
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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