doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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